And while I called Episode 7 \u201cThe Joy of Magical Sex…Lots and Lots of Sex,\u201d it had nothing on this episode.\u00a0 When producers warned on social media that things were about to get weird, I doubted it could get much weirder than human-fox transformative sex and eyeball smiley sculptures, but it did.\u00a0 It got so 1970s porn star weird.\u00a0 So let’s dig in.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n Julia<\/strong><\/p>\n Julia has joined an online group called Free Trader Beowulf, which Richard heads up.\u00a0 His online name is Failstaff, while hers is Vicious Circe.\u00a0 The group gets together to meet in person at Julia’s apartment, and we learn as they come in that some of them are facing significant personal challenges, including Menolley who is suffering from cancer, and Bender, who is suicidal and unable to be helped with medication.\u00a0 The final person who shows up in the group is Kady, although Richard didn’t know from her user name (Asmodeus) that she and Julia knew one another, or that they had a history together, particularly in regards to Hannah.<\/p>\n This should go well…<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n While the rest of the group uses Julia’s guest room to work on a magical project, Julia and Kady are tasked with learning 12 spells to level up so they can assist with the project.\u00a0 The spells are in the Spellbinder (as Richard, he of little humor, points out “It’s a binder with spells in it”) and while Kady and Julia initially argue about whose fault it was that Hannah was killed, they eventually come to a tentative understanding about what happened.<\/p>\n Yes Richard, perhaps you can also give her a spray bottle of alcohol to work with next<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n Later in the day, after they have made their way through the Spellbinder, Julia orders pizza for them, and oddly, a moment later, the clock shifts back by a couple of minutes.\u00a0 The pizza is delivered again, and Julia pays for it again, as if the previous few minutes never happened.\u00a0 A cheer arises from the guest room, and Julia and Kady figure out that the group is trying to do something with time magic, which is way beyond the capacity of normal magicians.<\/p>\n When they confront Richard about it, he admits that it is impossible by normal standards.\u00a0 But together, their group is strong enough to try to summon a god, and if they can, they will try to turn back time to prevent some of the group members\u2019 challenges (like cancer, and always being \u00a0on the verge of suicide), and what Richard himself did as a drug addict 8 years earlier, which was leave his 8 month old son in a hot car.\u00a0 The outcome for that didn\u2019t need to be spoken.<\/p>\n No matter how hard they try, these two can\u2019t get away from crazy<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n This whole project of Richard\u2019s seems totally \u00a0like a “good intentions pave the road to Hell” sort of thing, so we will see how this plays out in future episodes. I thought Julia might have been making better choices after last week, and maybe this will turn out alright, but I can\u2019t see how at this point.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Penny<\/strong><\/p>\n Last week, Penny touched the button everyone told him not to touch, and ended up in a fountain in the Neitherlands, the space between points A and B that connects all worlds.\u00a0 As he tries to figure out where he is, he meets some of the locals who seem friendly at first, but have ulterior motives and are after the button.\u00a0 Penny travels away from them to another place in the Neitherlands, but now he is really far away from his own fountain, which is among a sea of thousands of fountains.<\/p>\n Nice Vulcan hand salute Penny, methinks the Traveler doth protest too much about being into nerd stuff (Photo by: Carole Segal\/Syfy)<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n He contacts Quentin in a similar fashion to how Quentin contacted him in “The World in the Walls” in what has to be one of the funniest dream sequences ever.\u00a0 Let’s just say it involved Julia and Alice as Leia and Khaleesi, with Quentin as a cowboy (perhaps wearing his Junior Cowboy camp outfit?) trying to move in for a three way, but not before Alice tells him to shut up, as they are close to seeing if this dream passes the Bechdel test. When Penny can drag Quentin away within the dream, he finds out he\u2019s been gone for 6 weeks, although to him in the Neitherlands, it\u2019s only been 6 hours.<\/p>\n There\u2019s not much more that can be added to this \u2013 it\u2019s pretty damn amazing on its own<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n As his friends try to help him get back home, Penny tries to find somewhere safe to hide from the locals who are still after him.\u00a0 On the move, he falls through a door onto a large pile of books, which made my daughter giggle incessantly, because she works in a library, and to her, it was like someone dropped Penny through the returns slot with the other heaps of books.\u00a0 In any case, the librarian there shares with him that this particular library contains all of the books every made, all those to come, and every person’s life book. He asks for a map of the fountains to try to find his way home, but that’s only available on interlibrary loan and would take 2-4 years to arrive in Penny’s time.<\/p>\n They try to pursue other resources, looking through the books, and Penny comes across his own book, or life story, as well as seeing Alice’s, Quentin’s, and Eliot’s. The librarian warns him that often times, readers don’t like the main characters of their own books, as well as dislike the endings.\u00a0 If that isn’t ever the truth…<\/p>\n I would so skip to the ending of mine<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n Penny decides to not read the ending of his own book, and as he is putting it back on the shelf, the librarian pulls out Martin Chatwin’s book, and in typical librarian fashion, doesn’t let Penny borrow it because he doesn’t have a library card.\u00a0 Even if he did have a card, I think it would still end up being a reference book, given the nature of The Beast in Fillory, and it still wouldn’t be available for loan.\u00a0 Heading off a potential fight and a destroyed book, she makes Penny copies of the pages she believes he will need and sends him on his way, where he does eventually get back to Earth\u2019s fountain and back to his companions.<\/p>\n While Penny got some time to interact with other characters on his own, I really hope Arjun Gupta gets a chance to shine as Penny with some of that extra otherworldly knowledge he\u2019s now received from the library in future episodes; he is outstanding in\u00a0the role, but in this episode, it didn’t feel like the stakes were high enough in the Neitherlands for us to really empathize with his plight, and feel that he wasn’t going to get back home.\u00a0 Gupta didn’t have a significant challenge to work against in the Neitherlands this week to show Penny in a really difficult situation, so I hope he gets that chance in the next few episodes.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Quentin and Alice<\/strong><\/p>\n To help out Penny, Alice heads home to to the ‘burbs of Chicago with Quentin to seek help from her parents, as her mother is friends with a Traveler. We see, though, from\u00a0the selfishness of her parents, where Alice’s pain comes from for doing magic.\u00a0 Her father, disciplined in historical magic, has turned the house into an authentic Roman orgy. Her mother, who insists on Alice calling her Stephanie, is a classic narcissistic mother, and their relationship is like a case study for psychology students, from Stephanie’s lack of sexual boundaries, to the way she manipulates Alice into believing that her daughter invalidates her own feelings by having different opinions.\u00a0 Olivia Taylor Dudley does a great job with portraying Alice here, as all of her neurosis, perceptions of her parents, and embarrassments come spilling out in a very different way than how she normally is at Brakebills.\u00a0 This is a direct reaction to her mother’s narcissism.\u00a0 Her father does nothing to stop it, and Alice even tells Quentin about her father’s reaction to her mother’s affair with the Traveler they need information from to save Penny.<\/p>\n Wow Mr. Quinn, it\u2019s definitely historically accurate\u2026kudos for that<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n Alice’s father threatened to commit suicide when he found out about the affair, so now, Joe, the Traveler, is their number 3 in a polyamorous relationship, rather than her parents have secrets from one another.\u00a0 OK, though, what kind of father threatens suicide with two children at home (Charlie and Alice) \u00a0in an attempt to punish his wife? And I think after Charlie disappeared, Stephanie definitely had something to do with Alice not being invited to test at Brakebills, for the same reason she refuses to hear about what really happened to Charlie: her daughter growing up and moving on, and getting closure regarding Charlie’s death, would rob her of the opportunities to get attention from others for the drama\u00a0she would have with her children.\u00a0 It is no wonder that Alice is a super badass magician from the amount of psychological bullshit these two have inflicted on her, although it is also incredibly sad.<\/p>\n Every bad memory from childhood flashed through here, so bravo on destroying years of therapy, writers<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n Quentin actually shows some real growth in this episode, and we get to see Jason Ralph relax into this character a little more.\u00a0 Quentin is more open and confident with Alice, taking charge of the situation when Alice can’t because of her childhood hang ups, and it feels like Ralph embodies the character on a deeper level than he has in the past.<\/p>\n In any case-back to Joe the Traveler.\u00a0 Joe has a spell that can create a beacon of light in the fountain here on Earth that corresponds with the one Penny needs to use to come back home.\u00a0 But of course, it involves sex magic, because…why not.\u00a0 Things aren’t f-ed up enough in the Quinn household, let’s add Mom and Dad’s mancubine to the mix, with him offering to help them save their friend from the Neitherlands by getting into their nether regions.<\/p>\n Soft core magical porn-fun for the whole family!<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n While they do not take Joe up on his offer, the rest of the episode is spent with Alice and Quentin arguing over their sex life and how they haven’t been\u00a0honest with one another about the best ways to satisfy each other sexually. \u00a0Here’s where things went beyond episode 7 for us in terms of the sex, although to the show\u2019s credit, it did have a \u201cviewer discretion is advised\u201d segment after returning from each commercial break. However, I\u2019m advocating for one that says this:<\/p>\n This show contains scenes of a strong sexual nature that may be disturbing to your significant other and teenage children if they are watching this together.\u00a0 It is intended for mature audiences only.\u00a0\u00a0 You know, ones that can watch without blushing, holding their hands over their faces, and yelping \u201cno, no, no, no, you\u2019re still the little kid I used to dress in overalls.\u201d Viewer discretion is advised.<\/em><\/p>\n So once I got my family to shut up, we saw Quentin and Alice come to a new understanding about satisfying one another, since they both had to climax at the same time for the spell to work.\u00a0 So…like magical sex therapy.\u00a0 When it happens, it lights up the fountain for Penny, allowing him to travel back home.\u00a0 Or should I say come back…directly into the room with Quentin and Alice as they are finishing up.\u00a0 \u00a0As awkward as this situation could be, with the amount of loving Penny had been getting from Kady, this shouldn’t really phase him at all.<\/p>\n Well, we got our threesome\u2026in a way<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n Eliot and Margo<\/strong><\/p>\n Hooray! Margo is back! We’ve missed you, Summer Bishil!<\/p>\n But Eliot. Sick, spiraling waaaay out of control, Eliot. In last week’s review and recap, I wished for more pain for this character so I could see Hale Appleman be even more amazing in his portrayal, but now I am not so sure.\u00a0 Appleman is so good at what he does with Eliot that it becomes almost too difficult to watch with a critical eye; your heart breaks for this character.\u00a0 Rather than stick with his never-emptying flask, Eliot has moved onto hallucinogenic drugs and cocaine.\u00a0 Of everyone, only Margo can see that something is seriously wrong, and she’s only been home from Ibiza for a short amount of time. But it should have been obvious to all of them since it has been about 6 weeks since Mike’s death at this point, and Eliot, who was pretty fastidious and had his shit together before now, is blatantly admitting to taking drugs (“Took some\u00a0pink ones, some\u00a0green ones, and something\u00a0called ‘chocolate sunrise,’ that sounds nice, doesn’t it?”).\u00a0 It is clearly a cry for help in the only way he knows how, since despite his sauciness and acting like he doesn’t care about anything beyond wine types and fabric choices, Eliot\u00a0is one of the most selfless, loyal characters on the show.<\/p>\n They are all looking for the Lizard Man that Eliot sees on the other side of the room \ud83d\ude41<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n Margo tries to help him by taking him to the infirmary, but the professor\/doctor merely confirms that Eliot has a massive drug problem, and we find out that it\u2019s Margo who is in trouble after having had “unprotected rituals” during her time away, and it’s draining her of her life force.<\/p>\n Could you please stop making Eliot look sickly, The Magicians? You are doing way too good of a job.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n The two set off on a Margo and Eliot adventure to confront the Ibiza hook up who has been taking her life force, but there is a taint of sadness to the whole affair.\u00a0 The guy has created a golem of Margo because he missed her so much, which Eliot deems the Margolem, and then he proceeds to do lines of coke with it on the other side of the room while Margo confronts the weird obsessive dude. \u00a0She can’t even stand up at this point because the golem has taken so much of her life force, but she’s not letting this guy getting away with it.<\/p>\n Even in a vulnerable position, Margo is still a badass<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n However, after the coke snorting, she realizes things have gone too far, and Margo pulls Eliot\u00a0aside to call him out about his lack of support for her on this trip.\u00a0 He fires back, saying he thought that this was how they supported each other.\u00a0 When Margo asks him if there is something he needs to say to her, he shuts down, telling her that no, he likes her golem, and that “life is a unicorn shitting a rainbow of candy.” Realizing that he’s not at a place to help her, and that he will simply keep doing things to try to get her attention (like doing lines of cocaine while she takes care of business), she quietly tells him she’ll deal with the golem herself and to go home.<\/p>\n The final interaction between them was the worst, because we see Eliot start to open up, and it’s ruined in an instant.\u00a0 Back at the Physical Kids house, Eliot, his hair disheveled and in his eyes, offers Margo, who is sitting at the other end of the couch, her favorite candy and apologizes, with his voice breaking.\u00a0 He asks her if they can really talk, calling her baby.\u00a0 He tells her that he thinks Professor Lipson, the magician from the infirmary who said he had a massive drug problem, could have been wrong-he thinks something might really be broken.\u00a0 It is a super poignant and raw moment, and Appleman plays it beautifully with his shoulders slightly hunched in a protective fashion, his hands clutched together on his lap, his eyes half downcast under his hair in that gesture you do when you don’t want to look up at someone fully for fear of seeing the look on the other person’s face.<\/p>\n Margo’s response? She moves to his side of the sofa and kisses him.\u00a0 Naturally, his response is one of shock and surprise, and then we see the real Margo come into the room.<\/p>\n![\"overanalyze1\"](\"http:\/\/docpalindrome.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/overanalyze1.jpg\")
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